In Brisbane I once walked behind J-Lo as she went into the valley mall on a completely unadvertised stopover. She was announced in Sydney the next day and it was told that she had been in cairns and to the islands on holiday. It is however a rare thing to spot a celebrity in Brisbane. Oh… Dom and I were once guests at a wedding where Neil Diamond was also a guest.
Today in New York I saw several celebrities:
- Christina Applegate
- Jeff Goldblum
- ‘that guy from that movie’
And there were also plenty more seemingly famous people that other people recognised but I couldn’t make any connection with.
Why will Dom and Lara knacker me you might well ask? Well… there is a classic film studies movie with a character that was the lust equivalent for the 80’s teenage girl as to Molly Ringwold was to the 80’s teenage boy.
He was right there, I had him in my sights, camera poised. The pressure was on for the perfect shot for Dom and Lara since they love him sooooo much. Crap! The body gaurd stood in the way… navigating to a new angle… steady… almost ready… F*ck they turned and walked into a locked off barrier entrance to the theatre. What the… they were supposed to walk right past me!
Of course I had closely encountered Mathew broderick, lust of both Dom and Lara. For this reason I had tried too hard for the perfect shot but ended up with nada! I should have just snapped from afar – sorry guys.
Hey he looks kinda ‘pasty’ though. Too much skin tightening cream I think, and way too short!


